Who can't stand to see a blemish on someone else?

My husband complains and tries to avoid me but his back is an absolute dream come true for someone like me. I say, "Come here. Let me give you a back massage." I'm not really interested in giving him a back massage, I want to pop his pimples and remove his black heads You can just feel them as you run you hand along his back. It's really distracting! The other day he had a HUGE one that had obviously been there a while. It was all dried up. Whenever I gave him a hug with his shirt off I felt it. I tried to hold back but eventually turned away from me and I pounced, picking it off quickly before he could out maneuver me. His nose is the worst. He has clogged pores on his nose. His nose is really sensitive so he won't let me touch it. I've tried. He actually yelped and gave me a smack once! I think there are pores on that man's nose that have been clogged since before our seven year old son was born. Once he had his appendix out. And he was about to go into to surgery I said, "Oh this is perfect. You'll be sedated so I can take care of those clogged pores and white heads on your nose and you won't even notice. He told the Dr. not to let me touch his nose. That nose is just begging to be squeezed. I am grossed out and yet oddly fascinated by the possibility of what would ooze out of those pores if I could just get my hands on them! Then he would have a clean, non-pore clogged nose! See, I'm just trying to help him. Why won't he let me help him! :)